Wasn't planning on posting this, but the results are too amusing:
So, my top ten results were pretty much What I Do, in one way or another.
- Video Game Developer [Very Good Match]
Well, I have been paid to write computer game content this year. And I'm tutoring a course on 'em. - Desktop Publisher [Very Good Match]
My sister's done this. I haven't formally, but I did do a lot of web layout work today... - Business Systems Analyst [Good Match]
Would have been a better match if I enjoyed client support more. - Multimedia Developer [Very Good Match]
With a million visitors to the exhibit I helped build in Japan, and the LotR one in Boston... check. - Database Developer [Good Match]
I think developing hierarchical content repositories counts, yes? - Professor [Good Match]
Giving a lecture on Wednesday morning, as it happens. Again, would have been a better match if I enjoyed customer service more. - Website Designer [Very Good Match]
I may just have done a little of this. Y'know, from time to time. - Technical Writer [Poor Match]
Technical writers have to drive and enjoy providing customer service, apparently. - Web Developer [Fair Match]
For some reason web developers are expected to be able to drive, while website designers aren't..? - Computer Programmer [Very Good Match]
Gee, there's a surprise.
So, my top ten results were pretty much What I Do, in one way or another.