Casting time

Okay, here's the deal. Life's a movie. You've been given the power to make cosmic casting decisions. Be it for physical appearance, personality or whatever, you get to choose which actor plays whom in the Film of Life.

1) Who plays me, and why?
2) Who plays you, and why?

Feel free to meme it if you like, and see what your friends say.

Tech-scavenging

Oh, and on another note, does anyone local have a surplus video card gathering dust that they feel like giving up?

I feel it's probably time to think about upgrading from my five-year-old GEForce2 MX at some point, so I'd like to explore some options. At the same time, a brand new video card is probably out side of my price range, and the capacity of my current hardware.

Faster, meaner, smarter.... Man I (love | hate) the technology curve.