Verbing the noun since 1978.

[drcuriosity]

Random thought: There needs to be some kind of de-slap. That is, the analogue of a slap that you can give to someone who would enjoy a slap far too much.

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Comments

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

A poke in the eye with a rolled up newspaper?

[jexia]

Or with that scary looking fish. That'd work.

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

You're scared of my fish? I'm sorry - I didn't mean to frighten anyone.

[mrangel.livejournal.com]

An air-horn perhaps?

[pinky-thebrain.livejournal.com]

make as if to slap them, then don't?
if you manage to get to the point where they expect it enough to be disappointed
as if they had it & it was taken away...

[froggrrrl.livejournal.com]

slap em and then take em to bed...

[iceprincesswhn.livejournal.com]

In my experience, ignoring them totally works really well with those people...