Bluescreen Period

[drcuriosity]

Most curious. It appears that my laptop crashes reproducibly in a most unseemly fashion at a certain point on a Jane Austen DVD. And not even one featuring Mr. Darcy.

Obviously I am going to have to go back to watching something with more testosterone therein, or something.

Comments

[unclebrian.livejournal.com]

Clearly you have to immediately watch the complete collected works of John Wayne on your laptop. That will balance it's internal system and solve the problem. That or burnt some incense to appease the machine spirit or your laptop.

[drcuriosity]

It seemed to quieten down remarkably after an infusion of Full Metal Jacket.

Thank you for your advice, o tech priest!

[unclebrian.livejournal.com]

Ever notice that Adam Baldwin is essentially playing the same character in both 'Full Metal Jacket' and 'Firefly'. Clearly Jayne is the great, great, et al, grandson of Animal Mother ;.

As to the tech priestery - all that information is available in the Fabricator General's lastest tome 'Feeding and care of Difference Engines - A layman's guide to appeasing the machine spirit". It's available now at all the usual outlets at the low introductory price of half a pig and two copper groats.